BEARWOLFTIGERLION

there’s a face in the back of my mouth. i think it’s winking.

i cut the roof of my mouth from eating a bowl of rip-off captain crunch cereal. you know, the cheap brands of your favorite cereal that come in a giant plastic bag instead of a cardboard box? yeah. don’t buy them. this is what the roof of my mouth looked like the next morning.

…and this is what the roof of my mouth looked like in the shape of the most visually disturbing member of the mcdonald’s gang! looks kind of like the predator got to him.